The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (January 20-26)

The ladies of Twitter always brighten our day with their brilliant and concise wit. Even though the platform has been renamed X, their humor lives on.

Every week, Talk News Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women, then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page to see previous roundups.

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hey sorry for being so anxious before I didn’t think everything would be fine

— clare (@sadderlizards) January 23, 2024

me and my girls at the end of the night

— brittzkit limp (@Brittymigs) January 23, 2024

(trying to connect with gen Z coworkers) You really nailed that powerpoint presentation jenna (remember I have constructive criticism) but you left quite a bit on the HR policy & resources deck

— lauren (@Very__Regular) January 23, 2024

I love joining class action lawsuits. Hell yeah, I’ve been wronged. Justice needs to be served. A $26 surprise check in 6 years will fix that

— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) January 23, 2024

The perfect way to kidnap me doesn’t exist –

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 25, 2024

“I am my own worst enemy” I think you are exaggerating how often your worst enemy buys you lattes and candy bars

— chase (@_chase_____) January 22, 2024

white people pronounce pho correctly

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) January 21, 2024

Shifting a $5 baby to make him smile at me in front of my girlfriend

— Helena (@freshhel) January 22, 2024

for a while every time my boyfriend refused to get up I accused him of being gay for sandman. so now when I shake him in the morning sometimes he just mumbles “I’m not gay”

— sophia (@pastoralcomical) January 22, 2024

I miss being able to study with full focus for hours on end. Now I read a sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have feet or just feet

— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 23, 2024

Boy, just call me Boeing 737 because I can barely get it together

— Amy A (@lolennui) January 24, 2024

It’s sad when you have to tell your loved ones that you’ve seen the post they showed you

— meggy (@dogmatic_shorty) January 24, 2024

Weather app: dressed for the 20s todayMe:

— Midge (@mxmclain) January 22, 2024

I know how rich you are from how hard it is to find kitchen waste

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 21, 2024

the hairdresser never gives you the skinny back that’s in your hair when you get there like a girl, I need it 🙄

— kb (@klyynnnb) January 20, 2024

just saw a 9 year old on tiktok using elephant moisturizer while drunk and it reminded me that when i was 9, my favorite hobby was putting ants on tortilla chips and eating them. I used to eat too much grass and throw up like a dog

— a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_name) January 21, 2024

oh my god, what an annotation

— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) January 20, 2024

I refuse to be controlled by the calendar, so happy birthday to me today

— h2Hoe💆🏾♀️ (@ghizeee) January 24, 2024

so you’re saying he was suspended for……..cheating

— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) January 23, 2024

Adults cannot be twins. Being twins is for kids.

— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) January 22, 2024

I’m 25 minutes late

— chrissy (@chrissychlapp) January 23, 2024

my face before I was 9 I told my mom I needed poster board and markers at 9pm on a school night

— MK (@adoreanise) January 24, 2024

thinking about how the gym is basically a silent disco

— (@lilmanifestinbb) January 22, 2024

Miss Amtrak, wake up, the plane ride is over, it’s time to make some big moves baby, I’m talking about beautiful trains, beautiful trains, and beautiful

— Raina (@quakerraina) January 22, 2024

Saying nothing during a zoom meeting and then saying “goodbye everyone” enthusiastically at the end >>>>>>>>>>>

— NIQUE B. 💕 (@Niquebrooks22) January 24, 2024

The BiC marketing team is very clever for this

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) January 23, 2024

I only know what season it is according to the candy aisle at Target.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 25, 2024

I don’t know anything about Dune, but from the poster it looks like it’s about a giant chihuahua chasing some little people.

— Emily Haswell (@myemtv) January 25, 2024

Shitty professionalism I want to say "<3" in my email

— 𝑆 (@leoninethings) January 23, 2024Related…65b346432200001b00fb0ab1The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week65aab2042200003400ad4f21The 22 Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week65aedc222300002000807471The Funniest Wedding Tweets To Get You Through The Week

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